Recipie for Nirvana

what? don't tell me that you actually expect me to just
hand out the necessary steps for enlightenment here
in a few glib phrases.

if i know {and i'm definately not tellin', don't need that
kind of media attention right now} the secrets to finding
peace here, what works for me ain't going to work for you,
so i'm sorry, but i can be of only limited benefit in your
quest.