random crazy quotes...

for what are the stars but holes in the body of god through which we insert the healing needles of our terror and longing.
-thomas pynchon

here's to the girl with the little red shoes, she likes to party, she likes her booze, she lost her cherry but that's not a sin, cuz she's still got the box that the cherry came in.
-some drunk irish man

what has two thumbs and likes blow-jobs?
{points to self with thumbs}
-bartender in PA, New Years Day 2002

not all those who wander are lost.
-J.R.R. Tolkien

an optomist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and a pessimist fears that this is true.
-cabell