because i know y'all wanna be just like me...

DOOM AND GLOOM!!!

henceforth follows the jester’s infallible recipe for building up the sort of sickly malaise that has been known to strike people senseless….

{as an aside… this whole blog business, it’s really just an excuse for me to type a whole bunch of garbage and try to string it together into that great American novel thing that i’ve heard so many plots for bouncing back to me off my walls here in the great American night}

ahem…
     perdohn…     

the recipe.
man, if you want to be fucking despondant, just do what i do.
pay attention, read the news, participate in any and all forms of mass
communication, and that includes this whole internet thing…